Two friends, my GF, and I are all happlily making our way from the west end to our friends’ wedding this afternoon.  We’ll be gone all day, and we’ll be lush all night.  So, pretty obviously, the thing to do it is split a cab, right?

Apparently not!  Not if it’s so impossible to imagine not driving your own damn car that you’re willing to forgo wedding booze!  In any case, thanks for the ride, K.  You’re going to love driving my drunk ass home tonight.